EMBRACE OF THE FUCKING WIND SERPENT THO
so glad I decided to stay home and play WoW lmfao
I’m not a misandrist but men should stop expecting condoms to be cheap and easy to come by when birth control pills are so much more effective and have more health benefits. Boys, we’re not gonna pay you to just sleep around!
i seriously don’t think any cartoon character has ever given less fucks than mandy
Unsinkable Ships: [9/∞] Cory Matthews and Topanga Lawrence
Mom, Listen, I haven’t been with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. ‘Kay, that’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together in the park. When we were two, we were best friends, I mean, I, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color. I knew her favorite food. Then we became six, you know, and Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl, so for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, Mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I feel is love, Mom… When I’m better because she’s here… and now she won’t be. So we’re finished.
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing