team-stannis: people are still using the terms “rustled [your] jimmies” in this, the year of our lord twenty thirteen s t o p
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
dielife: dietmountaindick: [SCREAMS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS LYRICS AT YOU]
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
hakureimiko: “abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”
kakyoinisdead: if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
donaldcock: I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [opens trench coat] listen kid these urls are in high demand take it or leave it
komaekitty: I CANT TELL WHICH GOF THESE GIFS IS FUNNEIR
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
It's not a real friendship without homosexual...
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
waywardveganbond: kn1ght-of-m1nd: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High is that young doc scratch
chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future